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Why I Should Be Supreme Leader Of Earth

Why I Should Be Supreme Leader Of Earth

A Leader For The Future With the inevitable robot wars and zombie apocalypse on the horizon. It is becoming increasingly important for the human race to unite together to face this (or these) enemies. In order to do so we will need a leader that can bring everyone together to ensure victory. The following is the case I have put together for that leader to be me. Reason #1 I am not an overly sentimental person which allows me to…

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Hangover Cures

Hangover Cures

Hangovers The headache, the stomach that feels like it’s been pickled, the wasted day. There’s nothing fun about a hangover. Ten years ago this was not a huge issue for me, but it seems like every year that goes by, it just gets worse. I will say this before I get in any further, any of you out there reading this saying “I never get hungover.” I am happy for you, but please stop telling me that when I am…

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Let Me Tell Ya Something

Let Me Tell Ya Something

Memories The other day I had finished playing a double-header to close out the regular season. Like most slo-pitch teams, we sat around with a couple of beers after the game and shot the shit. I’m not sure how or why it came up, but we started talking about a couple of memories from our younger years. Not only did it make me feel old and make me wonder where the time went. It also made me laugh at how…

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Embrace The Idiot

Embrace The Idiot

Throughout the years Jeremy and I have come up with some pretty idiotic ideas. Some sounded more idiotic than others, but the argument could be made that embracing the idiot made them awesome. Bacon Vodka One such idea was to attempt to infuse bacon into vodka. How could that be anything but awesome? Turns out that when you add bacon to a bottle of vodka, you end up with a terrible bottle of vodka. Looking back, a better idea would…

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